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Have you
ever fancied sailing |
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To an
island far away |
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Where the
people are so happy |
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All they
want to do is play?
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Where there
are no tears of sadness |
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No
scratched elbows nor scraped knees? |
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Where each
day's as warm and cozy |
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As a bowl
of mac 'n' cheese?
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Where the
hills are mounds of taffy |
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And the lakes
are filled with pop |
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And the
trees wear barks of chocolate |
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And the
gardens grow gumdrops?
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Where the
world's as calm and peaceful |
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As has
elsewhere ne'er
been seen? |
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Where
you'll lovingly be cared for |
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By a loving
Cupcake Queen?...
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If I told
you that I live there |
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Would you
say I'm off my bean |
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Or prevail
on me to tell you |
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Of our
lovely Cupcake Queen?
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I can see
that you're still waiting |
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As you've
yet to leave the room |
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So I'll
weave for you her story |
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Your
keen mind will be my loom
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Let's
begin now if you're ready |
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At this
moment on this page |
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Pay close
attention and I'll try |
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To rightly
set the stage ...
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On Éclair
Island in the Milkshake Sea |
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Where the
Creampuff Minstrels sing |
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There was
born a Cupcake Princess |
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To a round
old Pound Cake King
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Rest
assured the king felt grateful |
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That by
fate he had been blessed |
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He so deeply
loved his darling girl |
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That he heaped on her
his best
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He knew
someday she'd make the laws |
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To govern
all the land |
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Her
subjects would be subject to |
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Her dainty
royal hand
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Quite often softly he'd
remind her |
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She should be
like he |
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Kindhearted
to the people |
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So to keep the people free
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As all
things pass away with time |
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The years
went rolling by |
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And then one
day the church bell tolled |
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To say the
king had died
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When an old
king flies to Heaven |
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Someone
young must take his place |
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His
firstborn son succeeds him |
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Or his
daughter in our case
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Thus it was
on Éclair Island |
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That our
old king left the scene |
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And our
precious Cupcake Princess |
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Rose
to be our Cupcake Queen
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Ever since
her coronation |
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She has
reigned with style and grace |
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I'm sure
somewhere up in Heaven |
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There's a
smile on our king's face
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He'd be
proud of his fine daughter |
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Who still
honors his advice |
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To be kind
to all the people |
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To treat
everybody nice ...
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If you've
ever fancied sailing |
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To an
island far away |
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Where the
people are so happy |
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All they
want to do is play
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Where
bright clouds of cotton candy |
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Paint
amazing color schemes |
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As they
shower rainbow sprinkles |
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Down on
mountains of ice cream
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You should
visit Éclair Island |
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Where the
light of childhood gleams |
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There The
Cupcake Queen awaits you |
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Every night
in your sweet dreams
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The End
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info@uncledamon.com |
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Click here for "The Cupcake Queen" Theme Song |
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Click here for a
printable version of "The Cupcake Queen" storybook text |
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Click here to read/print
the television pilot episode of "The Cupcake Queen" |
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© 2004 Damon Leigh (ASCAP)
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